Gaylock I mean Sherlock

Gaylock...I mean Sherlock

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Last Name

Sherlock:
*paces* I refuse to change my last name, John. Sherlock Holmes, worlds first Consulting Detective! That will go down in history!
John:
*throws hands up in exasperation*
We've gone over this, Sherlock. I absolutely cannot change my last name to Holmes. I mean, John Hamish Holmes?! Be serious, Sherlock. It sounds bloody awful, and you know it. Now, Sherlock Watson doesn't sound half that bad, and you can always use Holmes for work.
Sherlock:
William Sherlock Scott Watson. My initials will be W.W. excluding my middle names. I've always hated double initials. It's just so..............pretentious.
John:
*raises eyebrows and rolls eyes* Sherlock, no one calls you William, not even your mother, and she named you! Bloody hell, why don't we just combine then? Watson-Holmes instead, hmmm?
Sherlock:
*pouts* Why does yours get to be first? I want mine to be first, besides, it sounds better. "Sherlock Holmes-Watson, worlds great Consulting Detective, solver of crimes and Londons local sociopath"
*both look at each other before dissolving into giggles*
Sherlock:
Okay okay, yours can be first, Holmes-Watson sounds worse than John Hamish Holmes. *smiles at John* Sherlock Watson-Holmes it is then.
John:
*smiles back* I love you, Sherlock Watson-Holmes.
Sherlock:
*blushes furiously* Yes, well...I , ahh, that is to say- I love you too, John Watson-Holmes. With all my heart.

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Johnlock Wedding

John:
I, John Hamish Watson, take William Sherlock Scott Holmes to be my lawfully wedded husband, to love and to cherish til death do us part.
Priest:
Now you, Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock:
I, Sherlock Holmes, take John Hamish Watso-
Mycroft:
*coughs and raises eyebrow*
Sherlock:
UGH FINE. I, William SHERLOCK Scott Holmes, take John Hamish Watson to be my lawfully wedded husband...

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Human Error

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Your flat mate is coming today. You mindlessly fiddle with the dials on the microscope in front of you, intelligent mind wandering. To all the people in the room you appear calm and unconcerned, intent on whatever new experiment you’re conducting.

But if someone were to look closer,…

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Sherlocks's Monologue

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Imagine if everything you ever wanted, or ever thought you could have, was ripped away from you. You’re arms stretched out, as you try your absolute hardest to catch that one thing you know you need to survive.

But they aren’t long enough. Your finger tips just barely brush the…

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“Finally I can photobomb myself!” – Benedict Cumberbatch measures up for his wax figure!

Benedict’s figure will be ‘premiere ready’, showing the actor looking impeccably groomed in a stylish dark suit. His immaculate red carpet style will be paired with a warm and relaxed expression, and his famous tousled hairstyle. It will take up residence in October. (x)

(Source: benedictdaily, via my-literally-literature-life)